Shot In The Nuts

My son just turned 5 on the 4th of July. I have been hit in the nuts more times since he has been born that the rest of my life combined. It's amazing how often it happens really.

When the child is young enough to hold, you must always maintain knowledge of where the babies feet are. Trust me on this guys.

When the baby is old enough to walk, he is able to punch and headbutt you in the groin to the point he thinks it is funny.  Just the other day, I took Gabe on a hike. Gabe went running off through a field and thought it would be a good time for a picture of video. So I have a video clip of Gabe sprinting at me from about 50 yards away. He came right up to me and punches me square in the man parts. I timed the video just right to hit the end record button just as I got punched, so you hear a loud yelp at the end.

Men, watch out for your boys.